Chuck Norris can divide by zero

By Mark Etheridge - February 25, 2007

Auburn is taking batting practice in windy, Stanky Field in Mobile. In addition to a first inning grand slam, the Tigers have three two-run home runs in the fourth to lead 14-1. Mike Bianucci hit his fifth of the season. Ross Smith and Ryan Jenkins hit the other two.

Time to break out the blowout material.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris -- I mean Auburn hitters.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. It still wasn't as long as this inning.