Columbia, SC: To My Friends at the Long Beach Regional

By Roger Olivieri - June 03, 2007

How many dirt bags do I know...

Wow. You've asked a great question. Let's see, assuming my brother-in-law won't read this because he knows nothing about sports, my brother-in-law is more than just a dirt bag. He's a lot of things, dirt bag is just the tip of the iceberg.

John Biggins from 29 years ago in 1st grade - he was a dirt bag.

I'd like to nominate OJ Simpson as a dirt bag (my thoughts are in no way indicative of CBS or affiliated their partners).

A-Rod, dude, screaming "I got it, I got it!" as run past an infielder is pretty dirt bag if you ask me.

OK, back to work, NC State is threatening yet again.